Microreviews
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The French Fries Bret Hart and Sean Waltman Aren’t Eating: A Review
Sometimes a plate tells a story.
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Alien Ant Farm’s “Smooth Criminal” Wrestling Ring: A Review
The first person to attempt a springboard moonsault in Alien Ant Farm’s ring dies.
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The Men’s Money in the Bank Briefcase Being Larger than the Women’s: A Review
Hanging side by side for a couple of weeks now, the men and women’s Money in the Bank briefcases aren’t the same size. WHY NOT?
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The Little Box Mark Henry Occupies on AEW Rampage: A Review
Mark Henry is the most amiable interviewer in AEW, and a lot of his charm is due to the tiny box he lives in on Rampage
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AEW’s All-Atlantic Championship: A Review
AEW’s newest title, the All-Atlantic Championship, is somewhat gratuitous and has a very loose definition of “Atlantic,” but it’s so damn pretty
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Will Ospreay’s AEW Debut: A Review
Will Ospreay’s AEW debut is probably a positive for the promotion, but what about me?
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Cody Rhodes Walking Away From a Sledgehammer Shot to the Head: A Review
You don’t have to have a normal-colored titty to withstand Seth Rollins’ fury.
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Seth Rollins’ Dusty Rhodes Gear: A Review
Adrenaline, in my soul, Seth Rollins is Dusty Rhodes
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Eddie Kingston’s Gasoline Can: A Review
It’s a can of gasoline held by Eddie Kingston.
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Jon Moxley’s Theme Playing Twice During Anarchy in the Arena: A Review
WILD THING. YOU MAKE MY HEART SING.