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AEW’s All-Atlantic Championship: A Review
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A lot of stuff happened on Dynamite this week, some good and some bad. Tucked in between all of that was a pretty good match between Pac and Buddy Murphy, two of AEW’s more disconcertingly jacked flippybois. When announced, things were pretty straight: another Death Triangle/House of Black clash. Before the match, however, the…
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Will Ospreay’s AEW Debut: A Review
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Will Ospreay’s AEW debut is probably a positive for the promotion, but what about me?
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Cody Rhodes Walking Away From a Sledgehammer Shot to the Head: A Review
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You don’t have to have a normal-colored titty to withstand Seth Rollins’ fury.
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Eddie Kingston’s Gasoline Can: A Review
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Wrestling is great, truly the highest form of art and most virtuous of sports. Paraphrasing every Wikipedia article on every wrestling show ever, it is a literal battle between good and evil, acted out by men, women, and non-binary people who have sworn blood oaths to the lighter or darker sides of human nature.…
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Jon Moxley’s Theme Playing Twice During Anarchy in the Arena: A Review
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Friends, I don’t normally do this, but I am writing about a wrestling match while the match is happening. That match is the Anarchy in the Arena match, which pit the Jericho Appreciation Society against the Blackpool Combat Club, Eddie Kingston, and Santana and Ortiz. It is, as of the last key I’ve punched…
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Wardlow: A Review
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Wardlow is a Large Man Who Does Powerbombs. If I were the person responsible for fixing the firmament of professional wrestling, Large Men Who Do Powerbombs would be a constellation with all of the coolest stars to watch, your Nashes and your Sids and your Vaders and your Awesomes and your Batistas. The whole world…
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MJF Whipping Wardlow: A Review
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Last night on Dynamite, Maxwell Jacob Friedman whipped Wardlow a little north of 10 times. It ruled. The last time MJF whipped somebody, his victim was Cody Rhodes. Back then, there was a two-fold objective: show off Cody’s new neck tattoo, and establish the fact that Cody would preserver anything for a shot at…
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CM Punk’s “Abortion Rights Are Human Rights” Shirt: A Review
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10/10, no notes. Support your local abortion fund.
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The $100 Vince McMahon T-Shirt: A Review
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WWE is selling a $100 Vince McMahon shirt. That’s, uh, bad. But it’s also pretty funny because people will buy it, dazzled by the premium price, which will somehow create the illusion of scarcity that drives collectables buyers despite the fact that this is a direct to garment t-shirt and not a Funko Pop…