Microreviews
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Billy Gunn’s Tattoo Choker: A Review
You can’t spell “accessories” without “ass.”
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MJF Constantly Adjusting His Jock at Full Gear: A Review
Just what it sounds like.
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Alexa Bliss’ Doll Lilly: A Review
A creepy little doll who belongs on the cover of a Korn album.
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Sting Finally Blending His Makeup: A Review
Old Man Sting finally uses his old man hairline to his advantage.
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NXT 2.0’s Set: A Review
[Squinting in the light]: Oh man there was a wrestling ring in that building the whole time?
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CM Punk’s Longboys: A Review
Little Phil got them long boys.
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“The Demon” Finn Bálor: A Review
Like Finn Bálor, only he’s got a ton of Snazaroo on.
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Screaming KAZE NI NARE at the Top of My Lungs: A Review
I have to be a lonely warrior tonight.
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Offering CM Punk a Drink: A Review
Maybe he’s thirsty.
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Miro’s Promos: A Review
Double-jointed wife guy.