Microreviews
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Vince McMahon’s Walk: A Review
“No Chance” this man has ever stretched his legs.
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Roman Reigns’ New Theme Song: A Review
R.I.P. The Shield’s Eternal Jam, May You Enjoy Dead Wrestler Theme Song Heaven
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Stephanie McMahon’s ECW Kangol Hat: A Review
A crown fit for the Queen of Extreme.
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Hulk Hogan’s Skullet: A Review
Zero hair vs. hair matches lifetime, a bad waste of iconic hair.
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Eddie Guerrero’s Mullet: A Review
Mullets are *the* wrestling haircut. Eddie Guerrero’s is the gold standard, a towering achievement in Kentucky waterfalls.
