Microreviews
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Steven Borden: A Review
He looks fine. He looks cool.
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The Death Riders’ Theme Song: A Review
A review of the Death Riders’ theme song.
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Baked Potato: A Review
I swear to God some of you don’t deserve to see heaven, let alone professional wrestling.
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Val Venis: A Review
He’s like Rick Rude if Rick Rude was trash.
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Eddie Kingston Riding a Horse: A Review
If you squint your eyes real hard you can imagine Eddie Kingston as a hero of Hyrule.
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This Guy’s Custom Airbrushed Cactus Jack Hat: A Review
A “hell yeah, brother” masterpiece.
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Jade Cargill’s Championship Celebration Cake: A Review
Jade Cargill celebrated her TBS Championship victory with the world’s saddest cake.
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Jungle Boy Calling Christian Cage a Pussy: A Review
Jungle Boy’s return has been heavy on cussing, including one word you don’t hear much on cable television.
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Wrestling Fans Who Yell “Grab His Dick and Twist It!”: A Review
I think my ability to understand other people who like wrestling (I guess? Do they like the great sport of professional wrestling?) is shot.
