Microreviews
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Wardlow: A Review
He’s a large man who does powerbombs. Also this was written in the brighter days of 2022.
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MJF Whipping Wardlow: A Review
Like Tommy Dreamer getting caned a million times if Tommy Dreamer was somehow, magically, a very buff guy who did not feel pain.
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The $100 Vince McMahon T-Shirt: A Review
No chance in hell (that someone didn’t regret buying this)
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Logan Paul’s $5,275,000 Pokémon Card: A Review
When the revolution comes, this card won’t be worth a loaf of bread.
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The Undertaker’s WWE Hall of Fame Statue: A Review
Suitable for gazing upon while pondering one’s mental moves.
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CM Punk and Sting’s Facepaint: A Review
There’s a Michaels missing all of its Snazaroo.
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This Steve Austin Shirt I Found On Depop: A Review
Nock Your Punkass Down
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Bryan Danielson’s Jumping Jacks: A Review
Shitty little jumping jacks.
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The AEW Debut of Hook: A Review
The future of jobber squash fetishism is in this young man’s hands.
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Bron Breakker’s Use of Bolt Cutters at NXT Takeover War Games: A Review
Big Man. Big Scissors. Real Chains.