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The Death Riders’ Theme Song: A Review

A review of the Death Riders’ theme song.

I can’t claim any kind of expertise on the comings and goings of AEW of late, but if I had to guess, one of the reasons the Death Riders angle feels like it has no energy is because of their dog-ass theme song.

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The Death Riders' Theme Song

The suck-ass blues rock that ushers The Death Riders to the ring.

Pros

  • Would be a good nWo theme song…

Cons

  • …for a D-level version of the nWo.
  • Like, imagine an nWo Hollywood era roster that only showed up on Worldwide and {Pro} who weren’t even good enough to be led by Vincent.
  • One minute you’re watching the Prime Moo Match of the Week and then this hits, heralding nWo D-Team leader Chad Fortune and his crew of Disorderly Conduct, Jimmy Graffiti, Road Block, and Erik Watts to the ring.
  • It literally makes time stand still.

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