Features
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On PAC, Wrestling’s Bastard
On the passing of Benjamin Satterley, AEW’s PAC.
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Mandatory Essay on Hulk Hogan’s Raw Appearance
It was only a matter of time before WWE turned one of its events into a Trump rally.
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The Way You Think Finishers Work Is Wrong
“Finishers don’t matter anymore” is what you say when you have the same frame of reference for a wrestling match’s conclusion as a child.
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Real Glass: A Reckoning
The CM Punk/Jack Perry fight at All In 2023, booking multiple glass spots on a card, and the benefits of more meticulous booking.
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Bray Wyatt’s Legacy Is Still Being Written
Bray Wyatt’s legacy as an in-ring performer will be felt by generations of wrestling fans to come.
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Terry Funk Is the Greatest Wrestler of All Time
Terry Funk passed away today, age 79. To say that his legacy in wrestling is forever would be an understatement.
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Guys, MJF Isn’t That Good
MJF’s AEW Championship reign has brought me nothing but pain.
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Jiminy Glick, Wrestling Interviewer
In the nightmare world where I own a wrestling promotion, Jiminy Glick is the backstage interviewer.
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Will They Tell Queen Elizabeth About CM Punk in Heaven?
When the mirror speaks, the reflection lies.
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On Killing a Wrestling Section at This Moment in History
It’s Wednesday, and nobody in the world of professional wrestling knows what that means anymore. In the practical sense, there’s Dynamite, but what does AEW’s Wednesday night show look like in the wake of All Out 2022, a pay-per-view that bore the weight of a thousand possible futures the way CM Punk’s repaired foot bore…