Colette Arrand

  • Apocalyptic Wrestling: The Self-Sacrifice of Atsushi Onita

    The first thing you need to understand is this: The world is coming to an end. Not “the world” as in the planet Earth. Not “the world” in its metaphoric context, which is to say the world as it is perceived by the human consciousness one assumes will cease perceiving at the end of…

  • I Also Knew Judas and He Was Chill Except the One Time: AEW Dynamite Recap and Review

    With Blood & Guts postponed on account of pandemic, AEW Dynamite this week was a hodgepodge of matches and ideas that weren’t part of the show’s narrative plan. This being the second week of Dynamite in an empty football practice facility, it’s pretty notable as to how far scaled back the production was this…

  • Watching Myself Watch Wrestling

    In yesterday’s piece about how wrestling continues undaunted through a pandemic, I mentioned that my relationship to wrestling was growing strained as a result, that I didn’t know if it would be possible to repair my relationship to it. The reason I haven’t completely broken away from wrestling in this moment is that I’ve…

  • Actually, Wrestling Is the Last Thing We Need Right Now

    At the risk of repeating myself, it is insane that there is still professional wrestling on television right now. It is irresponsible that there is still professional wrestling on television right now. It is, depending on your level of concern over coronavirus, morally reprehensible that there is still professional wrestling on television right now.…

  • Wrestling In a Time of Pandemic

    There shouldn’t be any wrestling right now. The fact that wrestling is a going concern, regardless of how many people are or aren’t sitting in the audience, is wildly irresponsible. One of the only live sporting events on television on Friday, SmackDown’s broadcast from the WWE Performance Center was restricted to “essential personnel only.” Think…

  • Death Triangle By Death Triangle: AEW Dynamite Recap

    During this week’s AEW Dynamite, WWE announced that it was cancelling this Friday’s SmackDown in Detroit and moving it to the WWE Performance Center, where NXT emanated from due to a scheduling conflict at Full Sail University. The NBA suspended its season after the Utah Jazz’s Rudy Gobert tested positive for Coronavirus. With this…

  • Two Miles of Chain But Not That Horny: WWE Elimination Chamber Recap and Review

    The Elimination Chamber is a ridiculous concept. We’ve had it for 18 years now, and while it’s capable of generating drama (which we’ll get to later), the TWO MILES OF CHAIN and FOUR LEXAN PODS and the, uh, REGULATION WRESTLING RING are all kind of rote at this point. You’ve seen people get thrown…

  • I Wish I Loved Any Wrestler the Way I Love Lex Luger

    I should have known better. I should have known that ranking every member of the nWo would lead me down some dark paths, and here I am watching WCW Monday Nitro circa 1997, the wrestling I grew up on. Here’s what I know, deep in my bones: Rey Mysterio Jr. is incredible, watching Ric…

  • Cody Rhodes’ Neck Tattoo Is the Future of Wrestling

    I don’t want to make fun of Cody Rhodes’ neck tattoo, but we need to talk about it. Making its debut at last night’s AEW Revolution, Cody Rhodes’ neck tattoo was very bright, very loud, and very much there, right there, on Cody Rhodes’ neck. Cody Rhodes’ neck tattoo is just Cody Rhodes’ logo,…

  • Macho Man Randy Savage: the King of Photographs

    At this point, everybody knows the picture—”Macho Man” Randy Savage, clad almost entirely in denim, looking pensively into the distance while sitting on a rocky shore. It’s an indelible portrait of one of wrestling’s most beloved figures, something at once cartoonish and real, completely sincere and utterly ridiculous. It’s my favorite picture of a…