Torture Rack and Honey: professional wrestling, by Colette Arrand
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Baked Potato: A Review
I swear to God some of you don’t deserve to see heaven, let alone professional wrestling.
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Mike Quackenbush vs. Thomas Santell (CHIKARA, 9/11/2019)
Mike Quackenbush celebrates 25 years in wrestling by spending a few minutes in a knuckle lock with Thomas Santell.
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Roddy Piper vs. Mr. Perfect (WWF, 1/25/91)
Roddy Piper and Mr. Perfect battle over the Intercontinental Championship for the 10th of 26 times. It rules.
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Terry Funk Is the Greatest Wrestler of All Time
Terry Funk passed away today, age 79. To say that his legacy in wrestling is forever would be an understatement.
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Guys, MJF Isn’t That Good
MJF’s AEW Championship reign has brought me nothing but pain.
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On Killing a Wrestling Section at This Moment in History
It’s Wednesday, and nobody in the world of professional wrestling knows what that means anymore. In the practical sense, there’s Dynamite, but what does AEW’s Wednesday night show look like in the wake of All Out 2022, a pay-per-view that bore the weight of a thousand possible futures the way CM Punk’s repaired foot bore…
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Jungle Boy Calling Christian Cage a Pussy: A Review
In short, I hate it. For months, Christian Cage has bodied a mostly-absent Jungle Boy on the mic, insulting his deceased father Luke Perry and offering to sleep with his mom. It’s been great. Seriously. I’m a big fan of Christian, particularly as a heel, and his turn as a Bond villain-looking scumbag who thirsts…
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The Greatest Wrestler of All Time (The Fifth and Sixth Ten)
The Rock. Steve Austin. Ric Flair. Randy Savage. When I took up the task of naming The Greatest Wrestler of All Time, it was partially out of frustration with similar pieces (though, those being ranked lists, they weren’t similar at all) where the same names kept cropping up. If pieces like this are a conversation,…
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“Thank You Vince” Chants: A Review
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Vince McMahon Has Retired
I don’t know how to begin covering what is possibly the biggest story in the history of professional wrestling. Vince McMahon is retiring from WWE. In his tweet and in WWE’s press release containing his statement on the matter, McMahon led with the fact that he is 77, intimating that it is age, and not The…
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