HE DID IT, GUYS! STING FINALLY DID IT! HE APPLIED HIS MAKEUP IN SUCH A WAY THAT SUGGESTS THAT HE KNOWS THAT HIS FACE IS NOT A ROUGH ASSEMBLAGE OF STRAIGHT LINES. I AM YELLING BECAUSE I AM HAPPY. WE DID IT.
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Sting Finally Blending His Makeup
I have been waiting for this since like 1996.
Pros
- You have no idea how powerful I feel right now.
- Sting is the Highlander of specially themed makeup, and his spooky “me and my son are going to fight you” ensemble was so good it was already on a t-shirt.
- Just a ‘lil pop of color to let you know Sting can be a dad *and* have fun.
- The way he did it made the sides of his face look like smoke. Or ghosts. Both things being pretty rad, mucho points for the sides of the face.
Cons
- Pushing facepaint that far up your forehead means that sweat and contact is going to make it run. Someone tell Sting about Blue Marble sealing spray next time.
- The special edition t-shirt never came off of Sting’s body. Pop that top, Stinger! Traps accentuate facepaint, and you know it.
- Probably only going to do it for the big matches, which is understandable because good makeup takes time and he doesn’t exactly need to do this for his makeup to be effective, but why not operate in a way that suggests that you’re trying to rob action figure collectors blind? They deserve to be robbed blind!