Hulk Hogan
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Mandatory Essay on Hulk Hogan’s Raw Appearance
It was only a matter of time before WWE turned one of its events into a Trump rally.
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Jiminy Glick, Wrestling Interviewer
In the nightmare world where I own a wrestling promotion, Jiminy Glick is the backstage interviewer.
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The Greatest Year in the History of Our Sport (1997 Week 1)
I was nine years old when wrestling was cool. The thing is, I didn’t know it was cool back then; it was just wrestling, just something I watched. Now that I’m older, I still don’t know if it was cool. It was popular, but it was approached less like Nirvana or hip-hop than it was…
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“The Immortal” Hulk Hogan: A Review
Hulk Hogan’s 68th birthday is today, meaning that the man has been around long enough to properly quantify his worth on a 10 point scale. Did he fundamentally change professional wrestling for the worse? Yes. Did his right wing billionaire funded lawsuit against Gawker undermine the free press? Possibly. Was he temporarily thrown out of…
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Hulk Hogan’s Skullet: A Review
In 2006, music critic Ray Suzuki gave Australian rock group Jet a rating of 0.0 in his Pitchfork review of their album Shine On. The body of that review was a YouTube video of a monkey drinking its pee. I think about that review all the time, like how much would I have to hate…