CM Punk went into the crowd before taking up headphones at AEW Rampage last night. While in the front row, a dude offered him a sip of his rum and Coke or Jack and Coke, whatever kinda watered-down, overpriced mixed beverage one can drink at an arena. It was probably the nicest CM Punk has ever been to a fan he’s definitely mad at.
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Offering CM Punk a drink.
In fairness, he’s wearing a t-shirt that hides the “Straight Edge” stummy tattoo.
Pros
- It’s a nice gesture. Arena drinks are expensive!
- Nobody has claimed that it looks like a Renaissance painting yet, which is good because that’s what usually happens when there’s a lot of people standing around making faces.
- Everyone’s faces are really good.
- Maybe the guy mistook CM Punk for noted crowd wandering beer drinker The Sandman.
- Maybe the guy assumed that Punk’s public life, much of which involved espousing his straight edge lifestyle, was in fact kayfabe, and he was just testing them.
- Everyone played it off like it was really fun! Which it kinda was!
Cons
- Backwash.
- What’s he supposed to do, sip it through the tiny straw?
- Looks like there’s no Pepsi in that cup whatsoever.