Baked Potato
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Summary
Tomohiro Ishii, or the concept of a baked potato that has arms and legs. Your call, hoss.
Pros
- One of the great shapes.
- Terry Funk probably loved baked potatoes.
- This baked potato has arms and legs, holy shit.
- Terry Funk would be like “A woman saw a baked potato at the HEB in Amarillo and said ‘ain’t that the damndest thing you ever saw?’ and I looked and I said ‘Woman, that ain’t a baked potato with arms and legs, that’s Dusty Rhodes, and he’s an egg suckin’ dawwwwwg.’”
- There are many ways to dress your baked potato: Sour cream, salt crust. NEVER Openweight Championship.
Cons
- Tomohiro Ishii is probably single.
